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13. hai letto l'intera lista annuendo e sorridendo.
14. mentre la leggi stai pensando di girarla ai tuoi "amici".
15. hai ricevuto questa lista da un amico che non ti parla neanche più, ma ti contatta solo per mandarti barzellette via internet.
16. sei troppo preso per notare che nella lista non c'e il punto 9.
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